Friday, June 27, 2014

Dear Shania Twain

5/16/2008 9:17:00 AM

I was sorry to learn about your divorce.

I was just wondering if you'd be interested in a second-hand goth musician who can play "Still the One". No smoking, no drugs, no alcohol. Well, the occasional glass of wine maybe if you insist. Switzerland is not a problem.

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